06 / 07 · Every Zorpian carries a real company
The Lab
The Zorpians kept all the technology, and this is where it shows. The Lab is our own toolbox: software we built because we needed it ourselves, then opened up for everyone.
The Lab, staffed. Some pranks require infrastructure.
What is on the bench
Four tools so far. All of them free, and all of them running entirely in your browser: nothing you load into them ever leaves your machine.
Splicer
Point it at a folder of layered art and it builds the whole collection: weighted traits, no duplicates, images and metadata ready to upload. Zorpians itself came out of it.
Census
Everyone holding a collection, at any block in its history. Filter by how many they hold and export the list for an allowlist.
Giveaways
Raffles settled by a block nobody can predict, from an entry list published in advance. Anyone can rerun the draw and get the same winner.
NFT PnL Checker
Every NFT a wallet ever bought and sold, what it is still holding, and what that is worth right now.
Why a toolbox matters
Every collection promises utility. A toolbox is the opposite of a promise: software you can open right now, already written, already working. The Lab exists so anyone can verify, before minting anything, that this team ships.
Utility you can open in a tab beats utility on a roadmap.
It is also the public face of the economy's quietest stream: the Lab tools are free, and the commercial software behind the daily buy is built by the same hands. One is proof of the other.
When it opens
The Lab lives on the main site and opens to everyone alongside the launch. New tools join the bench as we need them, which historically has been often.
The standing commitment
This is the part of the project that never truly finishes. We will keep pursuing more efficient solutions and improvements for the future of the collection and the people holding it: new tools, new software, better ways to run the machine.
The bench never closes. Whatever serves the holders next is what gets built next.